“When we reach inside our hearts, we must remember to wash our hands.”
“When we reach inside our hearts, we must remember to wash our hands.”
Known throughout his community for his words and refusal to ever stop sharing them, Dr. Roger Bachner is the truest form of public speaker: one who speaks... in public.
Many have told him to stop, some have even tried to force him, but none have succeeded. The courts hold no jurisdiction over this mouth. Your laws mean nothing to this mouth.
For 55 years, one thing can be counted upon: nothing will stop Dr. Roger Bachner from sharing his words and wisdom with whomever makes even the briefest eye contact.
Dr. Roger Bachner has written many books within the extra-dimensional corridors of his mind-space. He would love to share them with you but there is not enough room to fit other people within the mind-space. Mind you, we're talking about quite an expansive mind-space, it is fantastically big. The entry points are simply too small. For instance, the ears: a no-go.
Books that have been published within the inaccessible paradise of Dr. Bachner's mind-space include I Write Better Than Spiders, You’re Wrong About Eyelids, My Whole Jam, and You’re Still Wrong About Eyelids.
Dr. Bachner's latest book, 101 Cat Jokes for the Office, is able for personal recitation at any of the numerous public appearances that have brought so much infamy to the illustrious doctor.
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