Appearances
The Good Burgertown, Not the Bad One
January 24, 2026 | 8:00pm - 8:30pm
I’m going to the one where you can ask for extra pickles and they won’t forget the fries. It’s farther out than the other one, but I don’t have the time to circle back around
The Medicine-Coded Part of the Big Store
January 25, 2026 | 4:00pm - 2:30am
It's the only big one around, you know what I'm talking about. There's only like three big ones in this city and I'm talking about the one near me. Why does this have to be so difficult?
Behind the Dresser
January 26, 2026 | 3:00pm - 3:30pm
I know I can get back there, but I don't know how you're getting back there. You know who you are.
Tell me.
Asphalt Renewal Depot
February 6, 2026 | 2:00pm - 8:30pm
I'm volunteering, I won't take money for renewing that asphalt, that is something I am passionate about and will do for love of the game.
Rude Fish Lake
March 5, 2026 | 11:00pm - 6:30am
Somebody needs to give those fish a good talking to, and there's no better somebody for that job than me. I will do it.
The Bad Burgertown, Not the Good One
April 1, 2026 | 8:00pm - 8:30pm
Not for serious, but as a joke. I guess I'll get a burger while I'm there though, my expectations are just going to be lower.
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