The book that Roger Bachner was born to write. Those spiders think they know a thing or two about literature but they've got another think coming. How many words do you think they can fit in those rinky-dink webs? A few dozen, max. Maybe focus on getting better at spider business first before stepping in the ring with a human. What animal came up with words to begin with? That's right. The kind of animal that is me. Not spiders.

This is not a fight that anybody can have with me and win, but it does keep happening. This is why I had to write it as a book. Now when somebody wants to push back on my proven and verified expertise, I have this very large and heavy book to throw at them. It does mean I have to go get another one every time this happens but that's okay, I stocked up.