Dr. Roger
Bachner
Words, Composed of Letters
“When we reach inside our hearts, we must remember to wash our hands.”
“You may not know the right thing to say, but somebody does. You can find that person. You can make them tell you. Let me help you make them.”
Few of us bring the proper amount of leverage to the table for a good and proper bargaining session with reality, if we even have a sense that there’s a table to bring things to in the first place. Where is this table? How big is it? Are the chairs to scale? These are not important questions to ask or have answered, yet they are questions and, accordingly, they have answers.
Learn moreThis isn’t about words on web sites, this is about the words they keep leaving me in the webs. It’s like that book but the words aren’t made of webs, they’re stuck in them. I do think the spiders are bringing them, they are responsible for placement. I saw them once, I was really quiet coming in and I shut the door like the quietest I ever did and they didn’t hear me that time but yeah it was spiders, I did see that.
Learn moreIt’s counter-intuitive but there are at least three (possibly four) reasons why human beings have eyelids, and none of them are the ones you’re thinking of right now. It’s important to know the real reasons because when they stop giving them out for free, they’re gonna feed you a whole line about “oh, no, those reasons, we fixed those, so you don’t need the eyelids anymore, it’s good.” I’m here to tell you it is not, it is not good.
Learn more“Listen here and listen well, this is not navel-gazing. I don’t want to look at that thing.”
I heard you, I heard you whispering. You can come out now. How’d you get back there? How’d you get behind there? I can’t even fit and I am narrow, narrow like rails. I could lie next to the rails and you wouldn’t even see me except for my nose. Oh, this nose! This big old honker gives me away every time. Every time! I went to go get the surgery for no more nose but surgeon says it’s too strong, it wouldn’t let him.
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“You can’t believe in Bigfoot if you don’t believe in big feet. That’s just how it is. It’s the rules.”
You can get medicine at the store or from the store inside the store that is more medicine-coded than the rest of the store. Some of that medicine is much better than the medicine you get at the broader store but it’s really hard to tell with the creams. Cream comparison is challenging.
Learn moreThey said these LEDs were supposed to last so much longer than the old lightbulbs but I don’t think that’s what’s happening. I don’t think that’s what’s happening at all.
Learn moreJanuary 24, 2026 | 8:00pm - 8:30pm
I’m going to the one where you can ask for extra pickles and they won’t forget the fries. It’s farther out than the other one, but I don’t have the time to circle back around
ScheduleJanuary 25, 2026 | 4:00pm - 2:30am
It's the only big one around, you know what I'm talking about. There's only like three big ones in this city and I'm talking about the one near me. Why does this have to be so difficult?
ScheduleJanuary 26, 2026 | 3:00pm - 3:30pm
I know I can get back there, but I don't know how you're getting back there. You know who you are.
Tell me.
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